Not Rum. There are many varieties of whiskey. This that we enjoyed was none of those. It's more rare than what all you're guessing.

1. Your dong? Yea, but not that.
2. Taking photos? Yea, but not that.
3. Skinny dipping? Nope - Too cold!
4. Was it a location? Nope.
5. Golfing? Nope.
6. Recreational Marijuana? Nope
7. Exchanging clothes? Nope
8. Is it a food? No.
9. Is it an alcoholic beverage? Yep.
10. Is it wine? Nope
11. Beer? Nope
12. Whiskey? Nope
13. Scotch? Nope.
14. Rum? Nope.

You may now resume smooching goobers... goobersmoocher