Nope. Sure was.

1. Do You actually own one of these things? No
2. Is this thing a real thing? Yes
3. Is it a physical item? Yes
4. Would you think that any of your neighbors own one? No
5. Is it mechanical? No
6. Well then, is it man-made? Or person-made? Made by people of either the male or female gender? No
7. is it hazardous? Yes it was